How many times have I racked my brain trying to think of the appropriate psycho-babble to impress the pseudo intellectuals who come into a gallery and ponder my uber intuitive metal musings?
OK enough of this. You know I don’t talk like this, and once I was intimidated that I couldn’t come up with the jibberish which my professors considered to be the true mark of the artist—the artist statement. My classic “It’s the stuff I make. I like it.” never got me an “A.”
Well, fret no more. Check out http://www.playdamage.org/market-o-matic/ for help in constructing what will be the most classic artist statement you could ever concoct. Let’s face it, as a jeweler, I can name 2 or 3 people who are actually pompous enough to talk like this, and even worse, write like this. And I always felt so stupid.
I hope this makes you smile, I think it’s a real hoot~ Enjoy, and happy creating-
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